## Internal stuff function AsciiWriteHostWrapper { param( [parameter(Position=0)] [string] $message = "", [Alias('f')] $foregroundColor, [Alias('b')] $backgroundColor ) $pp = @{} $pp['NoNewline'] = $true $pp['Object'] = $message if ($foregroundColor) { $pp['foregroundColor'] = $foregroundColor } if ($backgroundColor) { $pp['backgroundColor'] = $backgroundColor } write-host @pp } set-alias whw AsciiWriteHostWrapper function Newline {write-host ""} $psv = "Powershell $($PsVersionTable.PSVersion.ToString())" try { $osv = [System.Environment]::OSVersion.VersionString } catch { $osv = /usr/bin/uname -a } ## Exported functions function Show-AsciiHatchet { newline whw " /'-./\_" -f white; newline whw " : " -f white; whw -f darkred "||"; whw ",>" -f white; newline whw " \.-'" -f white; whw -f darkred "||"; newline whw " ||" -f darkred; whw -f green " BURIED"; newline whw " ||" -f darkred; whw -f green " HATCHET"; newline whw " ||" -f darkred; newline newline } function Show-AsciiMetroid { $EE = "$([char]926)$([char]926)" whw -f green " .---."; newline whw -f green " / "; whw -f red "@" ; whw -f green " \"; newline whw -f green " \ "; whw -f red "@ @"; whw -f green " /"; newline whw -f yellow " {'"; whw -f green "^"; whw -f yellow "'}"; newline whw -f white " -- SQU$EE!!"; newline } function Show-AsciiBWWindowsLogo { # Originally from http://www.asciiworld.com/-Logos,50-.html write-host ' ,-~¨^ ^¨-, _,' write-host ' / / ;^-._...,¨/' write-host ' / / / /' write-host ' / / / /' write-host ' / / / /' write-host " /,.-:''-,_ / / /" write-host ' _,.-:--._ ^ ^:-._ __../' write-host ' /^ / /¨:.._¨__.;' write-host ' / / / ^ /' write-host ' / / / /' write-host ' / / / /' write-host ' /_,.--:^-._/ / /' write-host '^ ^¨¨-.___.:^' } function Show-AsciiCurvyWindowsLogo { newline whw -f red ' ,-~ ~-,' ; whw -f green ' ,_~ ~-, ' ; whw $env:COMPUTERNAME ; newline whw -f red ' / /' ; whw -f green ' / / ' ; newline whw -f red ' /,- -,/' ; whw -f green ' /,- -,/ ' ; whw $psv ; newline whw -f blue ' ,-~ ~-,' ; whw -f yellow ' ,_~ ~-, ' ; newline whw -f blue ' / /' ; whw -f yellow ' / / ' ; whw $osv ; newline whw -f blue ' /,- -,/' ; whw -f yellow ' /,- -,/ ' ; newline newline } function Show-AsciiSquareWindowsLogo { $spaces = ' ' whw ' '; whw -b red $spaces; whw -b green $spaces ; newline whw ' '; whw -b red $spaces; whw -b green $spaces ; whw "$psv" ; newline whw ' '; whw -b blue $spaces; whw -b yellow $spaces ; whw "$osv" ; newline whw ' '; whw -b blue $spaces; whw -b yellow $spaces ; newline } Export-ModuleMember -function Show-Ascii*