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@@ -8,4 +8,8 @@ The point of this bot is to fuck around with slack integrations and Python. Even
 * home splunk alerts
 * annoying other people in my slack server
 
-The starting code was cribbed from https://www.fullstackpython.com/blog/build-first-slack-bot-python.html with only minor tweaks.
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+### chat functions
+* sass functions: "say", anything that isn't specifically called out.
+* productive: "arke" for website status
+
+The starting code was cribbed from https://www.fullstackpython.com/blog/build-first-slack-bot-python.html with only minor tweaks.