From 9739a1691c459e49c0c583d9f739a518f7ee5787 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: josiah <josiah@slowling.local>
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2020 03:31:55 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 1/6] Add initial zalgo function.

---
 mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py | 15 +++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 15 insertions(+)

diff --git a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
index 2b3da53..f04469b 100644
--- a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
+++ b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
@@ -19,6 +19,19 @@ def parse_direct_mention(message_text):
     return (matches.group(1), matches.group(2).strip()) if matches else (None, None)
 
 
+async def zalgo_ify(text):
+    ''' Takes some normal text and zalgo-ifies it '''
+    # "Combining Diacritical Marks" Unicode block.
+    combining_chars = [chr(n) for n in range(768, 878)]
+    
+    zalgo_text = ''
+    
+    for char in text:
+        combining_char = random.choice(combining_chars)
+        zalgo_text += f'{char}{combining_char}'
+        
+    return zalgo_text
+
 def reactable_string(text):
     """
     Return regex objects matching interesting strings
@@ -81,6 +94,8 @@ def handle_messages(**payload):
             with open("/shared/state.log", "r") as json_File:
                 for line in json_File:
                     response.append(json.loads(line))
+        elif "zalgo" in is_command[1]:
+            zalgo_ify(is_command[1])
         elif "pence" in is_command[1]:
             response = "mother wouldn't want me to say that"
         else:

From 6ec3083b3aaca27fb4fde9efb79cddae61c9bf8b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: josiah <josiah@slowling.local>
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2020 03:42:53 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 2/6] Stop using async

---
 mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
index f04469b..7f0dd7a 100644
--- a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
+++ b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ def parse_direct_mention(message_text):
     return (matches.group(1), matches.group(2).strip()) if matches else (None, None)
 
 
-async def zalgo_ify(text):
+def zalgo_ify(text):
     ''' Takes some normal text and zalgo-ifies it '''
     # "Combining Diacritical Marks" Unicode block.
     combining_chars = [chr(n) for n in range(768, 878)]

From 4438d66ed1b32079331c38b0dd95c9b2ed6847bc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: josiah <josiah@slowling.local>
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2020 03:54:31 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 3/6] Add var definition

- goddamnit i'm a fucking moron.
---
 mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py | 3 ++-
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
index 7f0dd7a..368963f 100644
--- a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
+++ b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
@@ -95,7 +95,8 @@ def handle_messages(**payload):
                 for line in json_File:
                     response.append(json.loads(line))
         elif "zalgo" in is_command[1]:
-            zalgo_ify(is_command[1])
+            response = zalgo_ify(is_command[1])
+            
         elif "pence" in is_command[1]:
             response = "mother wouldn't want me to say that"
         else:

From fea8bcc7bdddacba29f6dc69e1f7caec6b2ced82 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: josiah <josiah@slowling.local>
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2020 03:59:27 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 4/6] Add random import.

---
 mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py | 1 +
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+)

diff --git a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
index 368963f..c0ee6dd 100644
--- a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
+++ b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ import os
 import re
 import json
 import slack
+import random
 
 EXAMPLE_COMMAND = "do"
 MENTION_REGEX = "^<@(|[WU].+)>(.*)"

From a0ee9f1702a11b8272b0149d9e4126e949c474a8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: josiah <josiah@slowling.local>
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2020 04:46:27 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 5/6] Update zalgo logic to remove 'zalgo' from response

- now it should be prettier!
---
 mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py | 5 +++--
 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
index c0ee6dd..d911612 100644
--- a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
+++ b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
@@ -96,8 +96,9 @@ def handle_messages(**payload):
                 for line in json_File:
                     response.append(json.loads(line))
         elif "zalgo" in is_command[1]:
-            response = zalgo_ify(is_command[1])
-            
+            # remove zalgo
+            name_removal = re.sub("^zalgo .*?", "", "is_command[1]")
+            response = zalgo_ify(name_removal)
         elif "pence" in is_command[1]:
             response = "mother wouldn't want me to say that"
         else:

From 3920131cb6a18af73141876b1a4332f3bf65655b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: josiah <josiah@slowling.local>
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2020 04:52:40 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 6/6] Remove the quotes that have betrayed me

---
 mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
index d911612..a373dd8 100644
--- a/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
+++ b/mojo-rtm/mojo-rtm.py
@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@ def handle_messages(**payload):
                     response.append(json.loads(line))
         elif "zalgo" in is_command[1]:
             # remove zalgo
-            name_removal = re.sub("^zalgo .*?", "", "is_command[1]")
+            name_removal = re.sub("^zalgo .*?", "", is_command[1])
             response = zalgo_ify(name_removal)
         elif "pence" in is_command[1]:
             response = "mother wouldn't want me to say that"